Plot twist: the owner of Yahoo is just as fucked up and addicted to this site as we are and gives us all the updates we've asked for

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in my head: constructs witty and insightful answers to interview questions for when I'm famous
ordering at a restaurant: please i the soup want

arsenickittenip:

Woah hey so everyone’s freaking out about the whole Yahoo deal so I was like “okay I’m gonna go look this thing up then!” and look what I found!!

“… let it continue to operate as an independent business.”

In other words: Calm down people, Yahoo’s not gonna mess up your precious fandom blogging experience

Source: [x]

repeating-serenity:

my little brother wrote about me for school and this was one of the sentences he wrote. im sobbing “my sister is my role model because she can watch 12 years worth of law and order in 3 months”

oh-woah-dope:

since this is yahoo, can someone help me please?

i held a girl’s hand the other day and she didn’t come to school for like a week. did i made her pregnant?

plot twist: yahoo buys tumblr and we get proper blocking features, lockable posts, a sent folder in messages/fanmail with a better interface, ability to search multiple tags, removal of the post and message limits, proper search engines for likes/archives and removing that bloody "reblog as a link" option.

macarena-of-time:

my personality varies from unbearably clingy to disturbingly distant and there is no inbetween

GUYSGUYSGUYSTHIS IS HUGE FOR ME PLEASE

syrensphynxwitchtier:

ishaloveshardcore:

slowlydescending:

forgottenwinterfrost:

MY MOM SAID IF THIS GETS 500,000 NOTES SHE WILL FINALLY CALL ME “KHYLE” AND REFER TO ME AS HER SON PLEASE THIS IS A HUGE STEP FOR ME AND HER

we’re gonna get you your 500k notes. I swear. Idgaf if i have to reblog this 4000000x myself.

^thats the fucking spirit!!!!!

I reblog this every time I see it

njena:

i think the reason perfume commercials are so weird is because they have to advertise a smell without using smells

tardisity:

The oldest person alive was born on April 19, 1897, meaning that April 18th, 1897 was approximately the last time the Earth was inhabited by an entirely different set of people and if you don’t think that’s the realist shit ever then you can get right on outta town.

s-tark:

where is tony stark to buy tumblr back from yahoo